If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.
- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
fun prank: don’t sexually harrass women and upload it onto YouTube
Some things you should remind yourself daily
- Your tummy is great
- You have really nice legs
- You have a really beautiful face
- Your hair looks rad
- You’re good enough
- Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.
- It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want
- You’re hella cute
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ａ ｌｉｓｔ ｏｆ ｆａｖｅｓ ａｎｄ ａ ｌｏｔ ｏｆ ｒａｎｄｏｍ
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